| roommate #1: did you know they do 2 for 1 couple massages at the massage place downtown?
roommate #2: i got no problem holding your hand to get a discount.
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| Roommate: You ready?
Other roommate: Can you wait a second? I need to pee first. I didn't get it all out the first time because the poop was coming out too fast.
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| Girl: Don't take OrthoTriCyclan if you don't wanna get pregnant. I know like 8 OrthoTriCyclan babies.
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| Man: So he's like my cousin and nephew at the same time. |
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| Hi. I don't feel like doing this Xanga anymore. Would you like to take over? Email me at overheardatumhb@gmail.com with a sentence written in Klingon. Whichever makes me laugh the hardest, wins.
-Alicia
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